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to avoid complications, she never kept the same address-
in conversation, she spoke just like a baroness.
Created on 2006-08-25 17:26:52 (#10995741), last updated 2006-08-25
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Basic Info| Name: | jackie o. |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 05-20 |
| Location: | Holtsville, New York, United States |
| Website: | 0123456789 |
BioMy goal in life is to be memorable. My personality is one that likes to include and get to know everyone. However, I know that most are not so blessed as I in that respect. Therefore, I must compensate by being unforgetable. Note: This doesn't mean you have to like me. But, should I know you for an hour, a night, a weekend, a semester, years, or a lifetime- I guarantee that it will not be something you soon forget. So, my advice would be to give me a chance and get to know me. I promise it'll be your greatest mistake of your whole life.
I must say- writing my "bio" without it being boring or without me sounding like I can't get enough of myself is challenging. So, I think my approach is going to be telling you everything about me that people might consider "not cool". That way, when you stick around, we'll all know it's because you're the open minded hipster you claim to be.
Why shouldn't you be friends with Jackie?
She's always late. She smokes. She drinks. She's self-absorbed. She's unmotivated. She's not Jewish and she's in love with a Jew. She loves rap and hip hop. Seriously. And she's white. She never returns phone calls. She lies. She's shoplifted. She does drugs. She's lazy. She sleeps late. She's irresponsible. She spends all of her money. She's not a virgin. She's a hypocrite. She curses. She talks trash about people. She doesn't give a shit about what you think of all this.
So, why should you stick around?
She's real. She's a good person. She loves you. You're curious.
I like to be impressed. It's not hard to impress me. Feel free to woo me with unappreciated words and random absurdity. Emails and IMs are nice. Send me some. Don't be shy.
I must say- writing my "bio" without it being boring or without me sounding like I can't get enough of myself is challenging. So, I think my approach is going to be telling you everything about me that people might consider "not cool". That way, when you stick around, we'll all know it's because you're the open minded hipster you claim to be.
Why shouldn't you be friends with Jackie?
She's always late. She smokes. She drinks. She's self-absorbed. She's unmotivated. She's not Jewish and she's in love with a Jew. She loves rap and hip hop. Seriously. And she's white. She never returns phone calls. She lies. She's shoplifted. She does drugs. She's lazy. She sleeps late. She's irresponsible. She spends all of her money. She's not a virgin. She's a hypocrite. She curses. She talks trash about people. She doesn't give a shit about what you think of all this.
So, why should you stick around?
She's real. She's a good person. She loves you. You're curious.
I like to be impressed. It's not hard to impress me. Feel free to woo me with unappreciated words and random absurdity. Emails and IMs are nice. Send me some. Don't be shy.
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